We've been checking our stocks of red kangaroo scrotum keychains, bottle openers & coin pouches and have found a few that don't meet our normal high quality standards. For the keychains and bottle openers mostly they are missing some fur and/or have bald spots. There are a few that are rather unusually shaped. For the coin pouches they are less flexible and soft than normal.
These products are all still genuine kangaroo scrotums. They're now available at more than 50% off normal prices so here's your chance to stock up for upcoming gift needs. But you'll need to HURRY as stock is very limited.